Friday, December 31, 2010

What'd I miss?

Hi y'all. Gah, that sounded so Brittney Spears didn't it? I apologize.

It seems that I have returned from my holiday hiatus on New Years Eve. Apparently I have no plans for the night as you can tell. Its been nice to have a few weeks off from Bella. A step back and I feel some sense of renewal and am somewhat ready for a fresh start in many aspects.

The holidays were good to me and Mr. Man and a lot has changed, all of it for the better. I think. Maybe. God I'm such a cynic. Let's see...I had a birthday during my break and am now officially smack dab in the middle of my 30s. On good days I feel I'm in the prime of my life and on the bad ones I feel like time is running out on me. We moved into a new house. Seriously, what an ordeal that was. But we are settled now and all is well. Kiddo had a fabulous Christmas and is now BFFs with this Santa character. We had another adventure with C-Man and M which was amazing and great and I'm not sure what to say about it right now.

There were presents too. For instance, flowers sent to me on the same day by both Mr. Man AND C-Man. I had to quickly make up some goofy story as to why I had two vases of gorgeous blooms on my desk and who from. Heheheh. Needless to say, I felt a wee bit special on that particular day and overwhelmed by my boys' sweetness. Everybody say awwww.


Then on the naughtier side, check out this gift from C-Man...Is it cute or what? And sexy in an innocent and demure sort of way. There's also another one that's more utilitarian (ahem) and not one I'd wear in public like this one, wink wink. Pictures to come. Naked ones even. If you're good.


Did I say something about not having plans for tonight? I take that back. I do believe there will be some wine, some porn, and some fucking going on in order to suitably ring in 2011. Hopefully I can get all that in before 10:30 because I'm tired y'all.

Happy New Year!

xoxo,
Bella

Friday, December 3, 2010

A Blogging Vacation

Your assignment: To pretend I'm in Paris, wearing a cute beret and writing in my Moleskine at a sidewalk cafe. Except it has to be spring or summertime because I don't do sidewalk cafes in weather that requires more than a cashmere sweater preferably a red one so maybe instead you should pretend that I'm in St. Martin sipping a fruity beverage while reading Whitman under one of those multi-colored umbrellas except I'm not really much of a beach person and am honestly not that big of a Whitman fan either so never mind lets go with a chalet in the Swiss Alps wearing a snuggie and wool socks while sipping on hot cider listening to opera while cursing the ridiculous constraints of punctuation.

Yes, thats it. Carry on. Too much wine yes?

I'm taking a bit of a vacation from this spot in cyberland. Just until after the holiday madness and some life madness I've got going on subsides a bit. Besides, a break can be a good thing at times. I'll be back.

xoxo,
Bella