Strip club virgin no more!

As I type this on my phone, I'm in the car with Mr. Man heading home after my first visit to a strip club. Yeah yeah, I'm a late bloomer.
More about this later but just thought you should know.

Xoxo,
Bella

This is a stalling technique

For when I'm supposed to be cleaning the house. It's way more fun to put on pretty lingerie and share it on the internet than scrub toilets.

wanting

There's just something about the small of the back, on a man or a woman, that's just plain sexy, sensuous, erotic. That slight dip just above where the curve of the ass begins. I love to be kissed there.

The past several weeks have been deemed The Vanishing of the Sexy. That one little post I did about getting my groove back like Stella? Complete fluke. The joke was on me. Anyway, I'm sure it's just one of those crazy mental cycles I go through occasionally but it kind of sucks. A lot.

I want the butterflies back. I want to feel that passion again. The kind that makes my tummy flip, my breath catch, my face flush and my words jumble. To want to rip someone's clothes off so bad that just the thought of his touch makes you instantly wet and ready. But instead I sit here on the bed in my stained shirt and wool socks, knowing full well that I have a great life with many blessings. And yet, still wanting more. Always wanting more.

And not just sexually. I talk to friends living in fascinating and gorgeous cities, I see the photos they take of sparkling skylines and crowded streets, and I want that. I sit patiently and listen to others tell me about their fun filled crazy weekends meeting new people and just going out on the town and I want that, too. Or I hear of family members who are travelling to other countries on humanitarian missions, making a difference, doing good, great things for others, and I want that as well.

I know we can't do everything in life, can't try everything. But I wish I could.

Goodnight.
xoxo,
Bella

Flex A Pleasure? Shut Your Mouth

I was attracted to this toy because of its design. It looked kind of "space agey", like a toy Jane Jetson might use when George was out of town. A vibrating egg with a twist, so to speak. It comes in pink and purple (I got purple in case you're wondering). When the package came I was pleased because EUREKA, the batteries were included!

A bendable shaft separates the vibrating egg from the controller of the same size. This was the part I was skeptical about. I could just see the flexible bendy part weakening and finally breaking, leaving me with two worthless eggs-on-a-stick. I also wondered if the shaft would be able to hold its position while I was in NoTurningBackOhMyGod mode. Never fear however, the shaft (I just like saying that) is strong, steady, durable and can hold its ground.

The hand grip/controller has a soft coated texture and the egg itself has a smooth, hard plastic feel. The toy is easy to hold, is very light weight, and the controller is a simple twist at the end of the hand grip. The vibration strength is multi-speed and goes from a low intensity to what I would consider a medium. The toy is very quiet as well and gives off a low hum when at full speed. Great for going undercover, if you know what I'm sayin'. Wink wink.

So far, I have only used this for clit stimulation because that's my favorite thing on earth, but it is perfectly safe to insert and jiggle your internal business with as well if you happen to be into internal jiggling.

The Result: Worked for me. Meaning, I climaxed quite nicely with it each time.

Favorite Aspect: The flexible and very strong SHAFT (you're damn right). This feature eliminates the VCT that I sometimes suffer from with my other vibrators. What is VCT you ask? Why, Vibrator Carpel Tunnel of course. Come'on ladies, you know what I'm talking about. You're laying on your back in bed holding your trusty vibe on your lady parts and your hand starts cramping up because its curved forward and down into an awkward position so you have to switch but that's not as good because its not your preferred hand so you can't get the angle just right and then fuck, THAT hand starts cramping up and you get frustrated and throw in the towell and decided to go eat some cake instead. Really? I cannot be the only one who suffers from this syndrome occasionally. All I'm sayin' is that the SHAFT (can ya dig it?) eliminates this problem because you can manuever it into whatever position is most comfy and just go to town, VCT FREE!

Suggested Improvements: Detachable heads in different shapes and sizes for the SHAFT (right on) would be awesome. The egg as it is works sufficiently but I could achieve a much stronger orgasm with some silicone-esque rabbit ears or something a little smaller that can really pinpoint my clit. Also, a bit stronger vibration would be nice.

Overall, a good addition to my collection of adult toys. Happy playing!

xoxo,
Bella

This week I'd say they're onto something

Like Stella (minus the abs)

My sex drive has been MIA the past few months. Until today. Mr. Man and I had furious passionate sex twice today. And I'm feeling a lil' of my sexy coming back. Maybe its because I started running again a few weeks ago and am slowly beginning to feel better about my body and what it can do. Or maybe its because I haven't had my daily morning dose of processed chemicals in the form of two Poptarts in over a month. Who cares anyway? Zee groove...it is returning.