Barely Legal Boy: Always wanted to experience someone your age ;)
Me: While you're pretty adorable, I think it says in the Constitution
somewhere that women "my age" can't fuck anyone who isn't yet old enough
to buy me a drink. I should know because I was there when they signed
that document. ;) However, give me your school colors and maybe I'll
knit you an afghan or something while I'm watching Lawrence Welk this
weekend. You're a cutie though. Have a great day!
BLB: Maybe that wasn't the best conversation starter, but I'm pretty sure
18 is just right for anyone. What do you think? ;) don't give me that,
you aren't ancient, you're just at that cougar age! ;)
Me: Lol! (I'm still allowed to say that, aren't I?) You're cracking me up. Thanks, I think. You know I'm totally gonna tell all my friends in the nursing home about this conversation, right?
BLB: Of course you are, no age limits here. Haha, very funny. I think you're being a little hard on yourself, how about you lay back an let me be the hard one ;) lol.
Me: Oh I'm just teasing. I'm fully aware of my skills as an older woman.
I'll let you ponder what I could do with that hardness while I get my
little one to school.
BLB: Doesn't take much to ponder on, you know very well what you could do
with this hardness ;) and what I could do with it. Hmmm home alone? :p
This is where I ended the conversation because I was busy and I figure no need to stroke a cocky teenage boy's ego any more than necessary. Made me smile though. But, no.